Did you know there are three types of people??
-those can can count, and those who cant

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
-in case he got a hole-in-one

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
-a coffin

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
-\-a sponge

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

- a stamp

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
- nose

what can you catch, but not throw??
- a cold

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
- one, only I was going to st.ives





where does friday come B4 wednesday?

- in the dictionary

what do these words stand 4?

           l             t

         l                o

      i                    w

   h   uphill                       n    downtown

what starts with p and ends with e, and has thousands of letters in it?

- post office

what is the end of everything?

- g

if an empty barrel weighs 8pounds, what can u put in it to make it weigh 7 pounds?
-a hole